Field Report on Janelle Monroe

Brothel: Wild Horse Adult Resort and Spa



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Reporter: FredT
Date Received: July 25, 2008
Date of Party: July 18, 2008

As the years of mongering go by, even the most beautiful, enthusiastic, and talented  courtesans begin to meld together in a guys mind.  Over the past year, most of my parties have been with ladies at the top of their game, and by any measure, they have been fantastic.  So what is the point here?   Sometimes, having a different sort of party with a lady who is fun, boisterous, loud, happy and “in your face” is something to behold. 

 

And that’s exactly what I got last week with Janelle Monroe at the Wild Horse Ranch.  While the evening did not start out well, (I walked into an argument between her and a fellow CWM’er)  I was intrigued with her spirit, feistiness (Is that a real word?) and attitude.  I had never had the opportunity to party with Janelle before, but had heard about her from many of the CWM’ers, and of course knew that she had been one of the finalists in the Courtesan of the year voting the year before. 

 

In any case, once the fireworks subsided and tempers calmed, I asked to “take the walk”.  To be honest, she seemed stunned that anyone would want to party then, but I had that feeling, so away we went. 

 

OK…..  Physical.    Janelle is not 21, but if I came across her in the street I would say “early 30’s, ex cheerleader, pure mouthwatering MILF.”  Not skinny, more “1960’s curved”.  (STOP!!!   In rereading this I realize someone may be thinking that I am insinuating fat here, and that is definitely NOT what I am trying to say!)  I am TRYING (And failing!) to paint a picture of a woman with larger breasts (NOT bolt on’s thank god!) a small waist, perfect hips, and legs that turn heads every time she walks into the parlor.  To that add the smile, the confident air, and the attitude that says “This is MY house, and welcome to it!” to everyone in the bar.    Both evenings I saw her this trip she was dressed in a Sweater and shorts, and was turning heads faster than most of the ladies in negligees or “whore clothes”….. WOW.  

 

So, we walk.   Negotiations are not an issue, time is not an issue, and activities are not an issue.  (Cool, I LIKE this!) While it took a bit of time to unwind (remember the dustup that began the evening?) the tension that was there slowly dissipated, and a fun, honest GFE party slowly evolved.  While she had her rules, (perhaps because I was a “first timer”?  I got that feeling.)  it was fun to frolic with a woman who was outgoing, intelligent, and sarcastically witty.   Almost like finding that one of your “buddies” who you have lusted over for years suddenly returned the view.   Did she have the smoldering sensuous eyes of a Desiree or Nikita?  No.  But then again neither of these two legends have that happy, energetic “come on and lets FUCK!!!!!!” presentation either.  

 

Well, the time went by quickly (along with a bunch of extra time, given I am sure to make up for the time spent “decompressing” at the beginning.)  and we returned to the bar, with me sated, relaxed, and happy.  (Something that happens less than you may expect, even with the best ladies.)   My point here is that Janelle has the smarts and grace to still stay with you for a while even when back in the bar, not running off to find the next payday as so many of the ladies do.  THAT shows class!

 

In conclusion.  

          Looking for a 19 year old hardbody?  Nope

          Looking for a “mature” provider?  Nope

          Looking for a quiet sultry siren?  Nope

          Looking for a quick dumb bimbo fuck?  Nope

          Looking for an outgoing boisterous personality?  Yep

          Looking for someone you’d love to know anywhere?  Yep

          Looking for a FUN time?    Yep

          Looking for someone who will get better each party? (Hopefully!)

 

In other words,  I enjoyed a unique, different, FUN party unlike the “cookie cutter”,  “by the book”  parties that dominate the scene here, and should the opportunity present itself, Yeah, I’ll repeat. 

 

Respectfully

 

FredT




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