I had the privilege of being with Carmella
of the Chicken Ranch last month and she was truly a delight to behold and even
better to hold.
A combination of Mexican and Puerto Rican ancestry
(which was surprising given that the name Carmella made me think that maybe she
was Italian), Carmella shines with the best features of both cultural heritages,
and certainly knows how to please a man. Turns out she got her name from an old
boyfriend who thought that her deep, rich skin tone reminded him of caramel,
thus, "Carmella." Hmmmm. Delicious.
The negotiations were painless,
but that's easy when you bring four figures as an offering and ask, "What can
**** get me?" Please understand, I know the haggles about pricing not only on
this board, but on the old nvbrothels site (when it was free and AWESOME, since
it sucks now) and even the ancient monger site back in 1998/99 (Georgia
Powers), and learned a long time ago that either you can afford to have a good
time or you can't - and it's really just that simple. Since I can, I do. Those
that can't, feel free to complain. Name anything else in this world where you
do not get what you pay for.
Back to the review: Carmella looked BETTER
in person than she does in her photos, and even better than she does in her
online video. Now, that's something. She's quiet, kind of reserved, very well
mannered, and beautiful. Her eyes are dark, as pictured, but filled with an
alluring playfulness that can't be faked. Her breasts, which are augmented in
what has to be the single best breast augmentation job I've ever seen--! Are
delightful, but not-too-stiff, with that perfect combination of fullness and
grace that gently fills your hands with pleasure, your eyes with lust, and makes
the pulse quicken and the heart pound. Note: Cardiac patients may want to go
slowly with this part as I felt my heart rate noticeably rise while
fondling those delightful orbs.
She enjoys oral, has good technique, and
serious stamina. I tend to last a while, so she sucked on me for a good fifteen
minutes before we moved on. She's fun and easy to be with, and made our time
together an absolute treat. Since I am no great lover, I barely had vaginal
congress (yeah, it's an antiquated word, but I like words with a storied past
and not much future and feel that someone's got to use them or they'll disappear
from the language altogether), so I really only enjoyed her oral and hand-job
talents, but, MAN--! It was great. She was relaxed and easy to be with, and
that made all the difference. Unlike many of my former brothel outings, I
spurted well.
I debated whether or not to write a review since I've
partied in nearly every brothel in Nevada and have lurked on these boards since
the last century without posting anything previously, but felt that this lady
deserved it. So take this review for what it's worth. She's wonderful. Go see
her. Pay her good. She's worth it.
Jay