Since my divorce over 10 years ago, I have dated quite a
few women. I have even done the Match.com and EHarmony thing for a while. I am
a confident, fairly good looking, hard working man in my mid 40’s. But I have
not been able to get myself to turn the corner from second base towards third
base with any intention of heading home to score with any of the women since my
divorce. It was not a lack of personal confidence or any physical limitations
(not even close LOL). It had just been so long since I had sex with anything
other than my left hand that I think I had lost that memory of what it was like
to be with a woman. I had forgotten the smells, the soft touches, the intimacy
of the experience (I am 100% heterosexual!).
So the thought has been in my head for a year or so
about the possibility of legally paying for that experience. The only legal and
SAFE place is in Nevada in those particular counties. Last
week, I received free airline tickets to Las Vegas that I could transfer to me and I
took that as a sign that while out there I should visit a lady and have a
“party”. I searched all the sites for the legal brothels, searched many of the
forums for listings on the APPROXIMATE cost and reviews of the brothels. I came
to realize that I was going to visit the Chicken Ranch or Sheri’s Ranch in
Pahrump because they both had good reviews and their relatively close distance
to Las
Vegas,
Then after looking at all the profiles of the ladies
that were scheduled to be at Sheri’s or the Chicken Ranch, I settled on two
ladies that were of interest to me. My intention was to find a woman that was
close to what I would date at home to hopefully get me over the hump or blockade
in my mind and get me to home base. I messaged both via the email or message
service on their sites ( http://www.sherisranch.net & http://www.chickenranchbrothel.com
). Arielle at the Chicken Ranch was
the only one to respond. I might add to that she was able to respond to my
questions with intelligence and articulated her response VERY well. I was not
interested in a “party” with a girl I could not meet on an intellectual level.
I told Arielle what my budget was and
a very vague idea of what I hoped to get in my “party”. She responded that my
budget was within range of the expected price for what I had requested. By the
way, my requests were for her to be in control, be gentle at first, maybe a
“50-50” with the possibility of a quick shower after and no special room
experience. I did not make a specific reservation with Arielle, but I did email her again to confirm she was
going to be there the afternoon I would be in the area. I also called the
Chicken Ranch to be sure that she was not at her “weekly” doctor
visit.
The trip to the ranch (s) was not a big problem. The
directions were clear but I was traveling there in the afternoon (daylight) and
had GPS. The drive off Rt 160 was a little further than I had envisioned but
well worth the drive.
I decided to take the “tour” at the ranch and maybe see
if a woman there caught my eye but I knew I really was still going to go and
have my “party” with Arielle at the
Chicken Ranch anyhow. The ladies at Sheri’s were great, friendly and the place
was clean and well decorated, but again I knew in my mind I was going over to
meet Arielle at the Chicken Ranch
anyhow. If Arielle was at Sheri’s, I
imagine I would have stayed there.
I went over to the Chicken Ranch after the “tour” at
Sheri’s. I had not made an appointment with Arielle (other than letting her know I would be there
sometime that afternoon) so she was not ready when I got there. I declined the
“line-up” as I wanted to meet Arielle
to at least finish our conversation. It only took her a few minutes to get
ready, but during that time a couple other younger fellows came and I almost got
to see the “line-up” anyhow from a side room that I was in waiting for
Arielle. Arielle came though just before the “line-up” and
took me by hand back to her room. We walked past the other ladies in the
hallway that were preparing for their “line-up”. The other ladies were
attractive and might have been good choices for me, but again I had my mind set
on Arielle due to the intellectual
conversations in the few emails back and forth....oh yeah the pictures of her
on the Chicken Ranch site were part of the reason too. Once we got to her room,
we talked a little about where we were from and lived now. We then talked about
the cost and expectations. I ended up going to the upper end of my budget and
did not “haggle” with the price too much. I know I have read discussions and
forum posts on how some have discussed lower prices, but to me that just
diminishes the experience. Of course there were financial limits, but having
some email conversation before I went there allowed for some of the financial
arrangements to be made BEFORE I got there. I at least knew a ball park figure
and that I was in the ball park. Without saying how much I paid, I paid an
amount that was worth every C note LOL.
Once the payment was agreed on, she took the money up
front after putting on some light smooth jazz while I waited for her to return.
When she returned a few minutes later, the party began. Let me remind you that
while I was not a virgin, I may as well have been (it had been nearly 10 years).
So I asked her to take it slow but to take control. She did a great hand job
warm up and then removed the remaining items of clothing she had on. Let me
say...AWESOME. Just having her sitting on me naked able to touch or caress her
body was probably all I needed out of the party. The party lasted about an hour
(maybe a little less) and I never ejaculated. Of course that was part of the
objective, but I was a little on the nervous side. I tried, I tried, and I
tried some more. Different positions, different ideas from me and her, but
still no “climax” even though that has never been a problem. I even lost a
little “stiffness” a few times due to a little anxiety or nervousness on my
part. Arielle was great though...NO
SHE WAS AWESOME! I got what I went there for and got every C Note worth.
While I am sure Arielle is willing
to do many other types of parties (contact her about that!) I am glad she was my
choice. No regrets whatsoever.
I would go back again if I needed to. Here are some
points about my trip or advice now.
- If you stay in
Vegas, don’t worry about where you are staying,, you won’t be sleeping much
anyhow. There are plenty of respectable clean motels just outside of Vegas that
are even a little closer to Pahrump.
- Do your own driving
if possible. Rent a car from the airport but remember the size or type of your
car is not going to impress the ladies at either of the “ranches”.
- Be nice, Be clean
and don’t “haggle” over the price. Would you want someone to deal with you
trying to pay less for that? Put yourself in their position. Set a budget and
express that budget with the lady but don’t try to get more for less. If you
can’t afford more, then consider a shorter time or a different lady, but don’t
spend much time trying to lessen her price.
- Communicate with one
or two ladies before you go so if you still take a “line-up” and still decide on
one of the ones you have communicated with, you have something to begin your
conversation with and you have SOME of the financial ball park
conversations worked out ahead of time.
- Having a good idea
of which ladies are your type makes it easier once you get there. It also adds
to the excitement of the situation making it a little more like real life. A
little bit of “pursuit” or conversation ahead of time makes it less like it is a
business transaction.
- Oh yeah,, DON’T read
too much into all the comments on the forum. Some are good advice but look for
specifics and comments on any of the ladies you have interest in.
- YOU CAN TIP MORE
THAN $75. I read on one of the forums a discussion that said that the ladies
are not able to accept more than $75 in gifts without having to split that with
the establishment. I suppose it is not “expected” to tip but it is up to you.
Any cash has to be split, but a gift or gift card can have ANY value. I likely
would have tipped more than a $75 Home Depot gift card if I had known she could
accept more. By the way, Arielle
posted on her profile that she liked Home Depot Cards
LOL.
Oh yeah, and when I went back to the resort in Vegas I
was staying at, I stayed up late and played the slots in the casino. I won just
over $2000 which was more the entire cost of the trip and
“party”.
I am not an expert on the brothels in Pahrump now but I
am a better person after my experience with her and IF I was to ever return
there, I would consider meeting Arielle again. She is a beautiful person, great ass,
great REAL breasts, awesome nipples, red hair, blue eyes (? I forgot), and she
is intelligent.
Arielle, I
enjoyed the experience and thank you for your time with me. I hope to not need
to return there, but if I did return in the area and needed your expertise again
I would not likely look too much into any other “ladies”.
Editor's Note: Each house treats tips differently but most
require all tips, no matter the size, to be split with the house and
some include gifts. There was one famous story about a house in
the Reno/Carson City area where a client sent a girl an artificial
Christmas tree for her room. The house considered that a tip and
took half of the retail cost of the tree off her books. I know that one is true because I know the girl. If
you prefer to tip with gifts rather than cash that is your prerogative
but no matter the form the best way to tip the lady is to give her the
tip at the end of the party, silently, and let her decide whether
report it or not as she sees fit.
Also, before visiting a brothel do as much research as possible and
take any advice gleaned from field reports and message boards with a
grain of salt. Many posters on the various forums have limited
brothel experience or post with ulterior motives. Message boards
are best used to get to know other people interested or involved in the
hobby and obtain non-public information from the people you meet.